Scream Queens: Season 1, Episode 4: Haunted House
A Glee obsessed Onion reporter wrote a murder mystery wannabe gore porn stab at fanfiction- and someone stole it to make Scream Queens. There is no other explanation.
Where else would a frat girl start a holiday tradition that encorporates lavishly wrapping B-rated Horror movie props with handwritten notes beliitling the recipients in a transparent ploy to gain more followers? Or how about the continuation of murder by mascot to the tune of authorities willfully denying the severity of the situation? Better yet the number of already existing characters who are suddenly suspect? How many motives can you put in a storyline and not get confused?
But then again, where else would you find Glee’s leading lady reprising her original role, only twisted the way she was truly meant to be? Or the glorious revenge porn scene on two throw away frat boys?
There are so many things to dissect besides the not nearly rotten enough reappearing corpses in this episode. For better, and mostly for worse… But no way to do it with out spoiling more then dead flesh. Thank goddess for good timing at least. Every time you think you’re about to utter “I can’t even…” and switch the channel something too juicy to ignore goes down. You’re invested now. You need to know. Like a pledge whose thretened with loosing limbs but just can’t move out of that killer house.
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