Movies

  • Beauty and the Beast

    I wasn’t really looking forward to “Beauty and the Beast” very much, but I was definitely interested. A classic from my childhood had been reimagined in live action, of course I had to see it. There were a few weird things involved, like the lack of adorability in the characters, now that they looked real….

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    Logan Review

    So I got a chance to attend a special screening of Logan tonight and there’s so much I want to say about this movie. Since I was one of the first to see it, I’m going to try to keep this review as spoiler free as possible. Fast forward to the next picture if you…

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    Angry Birds Review

    Back in 2009, a game came out for the iPhone that allowed you to shoot flying objects at structures with the sole purpose of murdering enemies and destroying property. That game was called Crush the Castle, and no one knew or cared about it at all. Later that year, however, innovative people took the mechanics…

  • Keanu Review

    If you’re part of the underground world of crime, you need to be a hardass. Whether you’re a crime boss or just a thug, your reputation means everything, so you can’t come off as a pansy or a wuss in front of your fellow gangsters, lest you destroy your image. That is unless you’re cuddling…

  • The Jungle Book: Movie

    I don’t know exactly what I was expecting when I walked into the screening of The Jungle Book last night. However, I can say with full confidence that whatever my expectations were, they were well exceeded. I hadn’t done too much research, because my time hasn’t been very abundant lately, so I didn’t know what…

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    Deadpool Review

    In the world of superhero movies, our intrepid champions of truth and justice usually have the following qualities: stoicism in the face of adversity, camaraderie amongst their own and the people they protect, and, above all, a defiance to kill their adversaries, unless absolutely necessary. Deadpool, on the other hand, conveys none of these qualities,…

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    The Revenant Review

    They say that suffering builds character. In “The Revenant”, one could argue that the amount of suffering our central character endures would build him a character made of solid granite. From the very first scene, in which our hero, Hugh Glass (played very seriously by Leonardo DiCaprio) has to fight off a band of Native…